{"id":15059,"date":"2019-06-22T09:33:18","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T09:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/altaprorpgoldsite\/?p=2013"},"modified":"2019-06-22T09:33:18","modified_gmt":"2019-06-22T09:33:18","slug":"lawyer-joke-of-the-week-jds-in-the-jurassic-era","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/altaprorpg.com\/featured-posts\/lawyer-joke-of-the-week-jds-in-the-jurassic-era\/","title":{"rendered":"Lawyer Joke of the Week: JDs in the Jurassic Era"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Q: What do honest lawyers and dinosaurs have in common? A: They\u2019re both extinct.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Relax, it’s only a joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here at Alta Pro we know practicing law is no joke. But we also think it helps to maintain a sense of humor. Not only that, but lightening things up in the law office is good for business. Studies show<\/a> humor boosts morale and retention while reducing turnover and office stress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Got a good lawyer joke? Send it to us. If it makes us laugh, chortle, giggle or chuckle, we\u2019ll publish it so others can share in the mirth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When you\u2019re a member of Alta Pro Lawyers RPG, you get the Pro Practice Playbook, discounts on CLIO software and TASC products, free webinars, 24\/7 risk management help and more. Learn how to join here<\/a>.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Making the Case\nfor a Wisecrack<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here are nine other business\nbenefits of humor, courtesy of Jacquelyn Smith and Forbes<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. People will enjoy working with\nyou.<\/li>
  2. It\u2019s a potent stress buster.<\/li>
  3. It\u2019s humanizing.<\/li>
  4. It puts others at ease.<\/li>
  5. It stimulates creative thinking.<\/li>
  6. It helps build trust.<\/li>
  7. It makes you more approachable.<\/li>
  8. It can help your firm stand out.<\/li>
  9. It can increase productivity by\ncreating an upbeat atmosphere, promoting interaction, and encouraging thinking\noutside the box.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    A final note: How many lawyers does\nit take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to\nshake it. And one to sue the ladder company.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Got a better one? Send it now! We\u2019re\nwaiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    When\nyou\u2019re a member of Alta Pro Lawyers RPG, you have a Pro Practice Partner on\ncall when you need help. <\/em><\/strong>Learn\nhow to join here<\/em><\/strong><\/a>.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Wanted: your best lawyer jokes. Go ahead. Make us laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[244,245],"tags":[292,264,290],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/altaprorpg.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/altaprorpg.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/altaprorpg.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altaprorpg.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altaprorpg.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/altaprorpg.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/altaprorpg.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altaprorpg.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/altaprorpg.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}